Sunday, January 2, 2011

January Second Two Thousand and Eleven

Good morning, or as they say in my neck of the woods, "pffttttttt." Anyway, I decided that a lot of people DO NOT know the real me seeing as I hide or conceal or forget to mention things to people. So I will compile some facts, boring and extremely boring, for you peoples to enjoy. Tada!

1) I am a natural redhead. So to that lady who asked me if my hair color was natural and when I replied "yes" and you said "no it's not." Well it is. Ask my parents.

2) I was born and raised in NJ. My hair is flat. I do not have long nails (I'm not saying I never did sport the Japanese hooker/Frito nails), I do not go tanning (I'm Irish damn it!), I hate the beach (esp Seaside), I do not drive a Trans Am or Iroc Z, I do not wear high heels not even on special occasions. I don't go clubbing nor do I fist pump.

3) I am the youngest of 3 children.

4) I have a 16 year old niece, a 13 year old nephew and another niece on the way!

5) I played piano/keyboards for over 21 years. Clarinet for about 8, and bass for 8 years.

6) I overdosed on shrimp cocktail once. Not pretty.

7) I went to modeling school. I was in a movie. The movie turned out to be some softcore porno flick. Mortified? Nah.

8) I'd still like to model. Maybe for dog food, animal crackers, etc

9) How did I fall in "love" with Duran Duran? Six words: John Taylor In Planet Earth Video.

10) I have a severe addiction to worrying about what other people think or might say. My new philosophy for the new year: "ahhh fuck it!"

11) I have a very dry sense-of-humor. Dead pan. Sarcastic. Off beat. Off kilter. Dark sometimes. Interesting.

12) I love to write. Showing people what I write on the other hand...meh. A lot of the stuff I write is bizarre.

13) Ultimate dream: to be on stage at some festival type of show opening up for..yep you guessed it...fuckin Duran Duran. Then some other things happen backstage that I will not post here. Tee hee. Where's the Nutella?

14) Fave color: clear

15) Fave food: peanut butter, cheese, olives, nutella, artichoke hearts

16) Proudest moment: hmm...don't think I've had one yet.

17) How old are you? Age is just a number. Relative maybe. Doesn't really help describe who we are. I could be 400 years old and still act like a 12 year old.

18) What size shoe are you: 9 1/2

19) Fave shows: King of Queens, I Love Lucy, Golden Girls, Forensic Files, old school (from 1988) Unsolved Mysteries episodes. Gotta love that fabulous acting!

20) Fave songs growing up: "Africa" by Toto; "All I Need is a Miracle" by Mike and the Mechanics; "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club.

21) Favorite designer: uhhhh does it really look like I care? I wear scrubs most of the time. Or pajamas.

22) Favorite perfume: Bijan Black, Bijan VIP, Lanvin Oxygene, Delicious Chocolat, Tinkerbell (shut up it smells fab), D&G Light Blue, Pink Sugar

23) If you were to do a strip tease to any song what song would it be: hmmm Pantera's "Walk"

24) Car I drive: Porsche 911. Yea right....

25) Are you clinically nuts? Why yes..yes I am!



Well I hope that helped clear up some of the mystery de la Lauren. If not, well...to know me is to meet me. :o)

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